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Welcome to Eyemnkogneeto's Gallery of Crap!  
Ya know; Surrealism is not just an art style, it's a way of life, when you finally see it, you can't unsee it.
Once you start you cant stop. That shadow in the woods will look like a huge butterfly or the cloud resemles a turtle ect.
When you free your mind even for a second the universe explodes in colors and random shapes.  Thats how it works.
Its my attempt of taking you on a journey through the subconscious mind, where the way my eyes see the world and your version of it
collide in a beautiful mess. Kind of a dyslexic Aesop's Fables.  
This gallery is just a few selected paintings Ive done over the years. (I would never post everything)
So come on in and explore the the damage of my thought patterns.

"Daredevil Monk" Watercolor 15" x 21"

"Butty" the Gregmas lump. 2023 Christmas card.

Plumb & Atwood factory Thomiston, CT 26.5" x 29" watercolor

"A witness to the birth of Technicolor" watercolor and graphite 21.5"x27.5"

"Murder" Watercolor 13" x 18"

"Music for the deaf" Watercolor 22"x30"

" A Birthday card for my Ma" watercolor & white Gouasche 28" x 17"

" Exit stage left" Watercolor 22"x30"

Do your best to prove to a kid that its possible to bend a spoon with your mind, a childs imagination could be at stake.


"Bightness of insanity" Graphite

"Blobby" the Christmas Lump. watercolor 11x12

" A Cristmas Stocking" Watercolor 22"x30"

" Daredevil Monk" Watercolor 22"x30"

'Discovery of sleep" Watrecolor 22"x30"

"Egotistical self portrait painted by an alien on another planet" Watercolor 12"x18"

" Unfound door" Watercolor 22"x30"


"painters block" Wattercolor 22" x 30"

" Fetus Planter" Watercolor 18"x23"

"Apples to Oranges" Watercolor 15"x22"

" The end happened??" Watercolor 15"x22"

" Fitting in" Watercolor 22"x30"

"gelb künstlerische Scheiße" Watercolor 3"x5" stereo

" He loves me not" Watercolor 22"x30"

" I.D. Theft" Watercolor 22"x30"

"Ironic bird cage" Watercolor 15"x22"

"Jazz" Watercolor 22"x30" stereo painting

" Last brick in the tower of Babel" Watercolor 15"x22"

"Masochistic plant" Watercolor 15"22

" Mr. Squiggles last chance" Watercolor 14"20"

"Plight of a barran woman" Watercolor 22"x30"

" Portrait of a savior?" Watercolor 22"x30"

" Quiet monster" Watercolor 22"x30"

"rote künstlerische Scheiße" Watercolor 13"x18"

"Sadness" Watercolor 16"x24"

" Self portrait" Watercolor

" Stage fright" Watercolor 22"x30"

2nd stroke

" The end already happened" Watercolor 22"x30"

"Theater masks" Watercolor 11"x13"

"Bye" Watercolor 22"x30"

" Weather Vein" Watercolor 15"x20"

" A witness to the birth of technicolor" Watercolor 15"x22"

Imagination is more valuable than sanity. Greg Carlson
EyemnKogneeto is Greg Carlsons fault
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